COOL WHIP – OR, AUNTIE X’S HAIRDO (FOR DONNA LETHAL)

A sketch of Auntie X, done a few years back.  At the time, she still exercised a little discipline, some element of control.  Over her hair, I mean.  It’s now so massive and marshmallowy and overgrown that neighborhood children, I’m told, have several times tried to squish it between graham crackers. 

It’s like … a white, arched-up persian cat.  A stuffed pet, preserved with hairspray (and lots of it).

As far as crimes against hair go, this is a misdemeanor.  But a crime nonetheless.

Some hairdos are hairdon’ts.

Note - never sucker punch a marshmallow salesman.
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4 thoughts on “COOL WHIP – OR, AUNTIE X’S HAIRDO (FOR DONNA LETHAL)

  1. Be my guest, Donna! The Mrs. Slocombe thing IS striking. “It’s a new collar for my pussy.” I’ll never think of Auntie the same way again …

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