I USED TO BEND SPOONS IN THE 70s

I used to bend spoons in the 70s. Now I bend an assortment of other utensils. Because the spoon thing was getting so limiting, you know? And you can only bend a spoon so many times, generally three times, before it falls to bits. A fork you can bend at least five or six times. Knives, gosh, those are tough, I haven’t been successful with knives just yet. Though I have been working out. My wife won’t let me in the kitchen.

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6 thoughts on “I USED TO BEND SPOONS IN THE 70s

  1. I used to really believe, in spoon-bending. Now I’m not so sure. I sold all my Uri Geller books. Or gave them away.

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