I cut off my thumbs off. That began my battle with having no thumbs.
I cut with my right hand my thumb of my left hand off. Then I told Nancy, Cut off my other thumb but she called the hospital. So I tried I weaved the knife between my fingers and cut my thumb of my right hand off. That was slow and hurt more. I cried, Nancy I’ve got no thumbs. Then I fell over.
I didn’t appreciate until I didn’t have thumbs. Doors closed. I could close doors but not open them. I got trapped in the bathroom.
Then the woman politician said, A man like you should have thumbs. She made noises till they gave me thumbs that clip on. I love them but they smell rubbery. Nancy says they’re Asian thumbs, but to me they’re thumbs.
I am a happy man.